oxford study

The study of caucasian males and their interest in east asian women.

Ryan (caucasian male): "I was able to bag an Asian woman in a week."
Friend: "oxford study"

by bigcuntslayer May 14, 2024

Studies

One thing you notice about studies is that they tend to come up with repetitive (if not exactly the same) answers over time, and the answers tend to be authoritative.

The point of the studies if their is one, seems to be to tell peole what to do or how to live, though the same kinds of people that conduct them never want anybody to do the same thing with them (a taste of their own medicine).

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

study chicken

Like the game 'Chicken', only here, the last person to start studying for exams wins.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wan't to put a wager on a game of Study Chicken for these exams?
Guy 2: Yeah! You have no chance of winning, I'm only studying the day before they start!

by alexcohenza October 15, 2013

Study head

A person who spends all of their spare time studying for school exams.

“What are you’re thoughts on that guy Aaron?”
“He’s a big study head”

by Clarencelydon1 December 19, 2018

studying

Studying (verb): A word used to replace the word "smoking." The act of smoking weed (cannabis).

Hey Jimmy, are we studying after school? I really need to get the edge off.

by edgyaustin November 13, 2016

study depression

When that act of studying sends you into a depressive state. Symptoms include; sudden onset of fatigue, self doubt, lack of confidence, increase or decrease in appetite, irritability and fantasies about academic failure.

Matt: OMG I will never pass this test, I 'm too stupid!

Rachael: You will, you always pass your tests, you douche.

Matt: No I won't. I can't concentrate, I get so tired as soon as I open my book! Tomorrow I'll bomb out. I might as well quit the course now!

Rachael: Don't be a tool! You've got study depression, you'll get over it.

by Blue Nerf September 3, 2016

Social Studies

Another term of history. The most easiest subject to do, even more easier than eating lunch. Possibly the most useless and utter disappointment of what schools can do. If your period table has Social studies, lucky you. The only thing I properly learned was Sanskrit. Yes. Sanskrit. They focused on that one topic more than my family because it was the oh so inspiring language for everything.

Bro 1: yo, how social studies going along?
Bro 2: the most boring shit ever
Bro 1: you bet

by amazriel April 17, 2022