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teamer steamer

to drop fecal matter into a public toilet in sucession by multiple people so that the janitor has to scoop it out by hand because there is so much shit
Because of the teamer steamer, my mom had a fun time using her garden gloves scooping it out.
by Joe Oompaloompa December 9, 2008
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Pickled Steamer

A variation of the "drydock." Start with a standard drydock (shut of toilet water supply, flush water out, leave a big STEAMING turd in the bowl), then piss on it. You are left with a steaming pile of pickled poop.
The hostess at that Christmas party was being a bitch, so I left a Pickled Steamer in her powder room.
by pilreadydog April 30, 2008
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Microsoft Steamer

A metaphorical variation on the Cleveland Steamer. It occurs when someone expects something to work, only to see it fail at a critical moment, leaving them feeling like someone has just shit on their face.
Person A: "I'd stay way from Michael right now. He installed Windows 7 last week, and just got a Microsoft steamer when he tried to print out his term paper."

Person B: "Idiot. What did he expect?"
by M. Docherty February 22, 2010
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Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.
Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.
by iacman June 16, 2010
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Portland steamer

Eating a lobster roll while defecating and shimmying on your lovers chest.
I'm so glad we've incorporated shellfish into our lovemaking. The Portland steamer is a bounty of smells I'll not soon forget!
by Jarrid October 11, 2017
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L streamer

A livestreamer that frequently takes L's; A way to describe a livestreamer in a negative light; The opposite of a W streamer
Your streamer is an L streamer... unlike mine
by slweeb June 9, 2021
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dizzy.streamer

Doing God’s work, also is secretly god, also solved world hunger.
Person 1: I don’t like dizzy.streamers tiktoks
Person 2: stfu
by anonymous July 27, 2021
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