Paddle Steamer

The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.

"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."

by Turn3racing November 21, 2019

louisiana steamroller

When you are having intercourse with a black woman and she gets up on your chest and takes a large dookie on your chest.

Hey Brad how was that chick last night?

It was wierd as fuck she did a Louisiana steamroller on me and now I have a rash.

by Kevin's not my real name February 27, 2020

Sarnia Steamer

When you drop a log in the pop butter machine

My pop stinks! Oh some must’ve dropped a sarnia steamer

by Bigchod August 30, 2021

Colorado Steamboot

When you’ve snowboarding all day and your toes are cold so you drop a log in each boot to keep warm.

Luke and I got stuck up on nipple from some avi danger so we preformed Colorado Steamboot to keep warm.

by VictorAR December 30, 2021

boston beaner steamer

Receiving a blowjob while having diarrhea

I had wicked shit the other day and my old lady came in and give me a Boston beaner steamer

by Eddie semper fi November 25, 2015

Clam town steamer

The act of shitting on your girlfriends vagina after the act of eating her out.. closely related to the Cleveland steamer

“Bro I gave my girlfriend a clamtown steamer last night” “damn dude what is that” “I shit on her pussy after I ate her out, that’s a nice clam town steamer”

by Jaynics July 26, 2019

The Irondequoit Steam Whistle

You need three things. 1) A reasonably dry and shaven butthole with a fart prepared 2) A train conductors hat 3) At least one 8 ball of cocaine. A man strips naked, puts the cocaine up his butt, and bends over onto his hands and knees. A lucky recipient then puts their nose near the man's butthole, grabs his balls in one hand, and then pulls down to release a fairytale railroad fart cloud of cocaine. The person pulling the balls must wear the conductors hat while the man farting the cloud of coke must make a train whistle noise when excavating.

I dont have time to commute, so the irondequoit steam whistle is the only travel i do.

by Matt Brotha September 1, 2019