Standard Swag

going out on a daily basis, dressed head to toe in swag.

Joe: 'That guy looks fresh again'
Tom: 'he has standard swag'

by Soph.White December 19, 2011

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

jb standard

It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,

1) how much Guinness he had so far &

2) what time of the night it is.

JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.

John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.

by Mathgeek. May 16, 2016

Standard Deviation

In Finance, a higher standard deviation means the returns are more spread out, but a lower standard deviation means the returns are more consistent or stable.

"Last year, Stock A had a standard deviation of 10%, which means its price fluctuated by about 10% from the average return"

by Willow Terry January 27, 2025

Teacher Standard

When your or someone else's teacher never responds to anyone when you'd need them to.

I have been asking my teacher through G-mail how to complete this one assignment. But they are really pulling a teacher standard right now.

by 1080 March 9, 2021

Double standard

A female playing all sides, especially the males, is celebrated in music and other media, but a guy playing all sides is someone everyone is trying to take into custody.

Females quick to try and pick at everyone else's double standards don't usually see their own for what they are.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

International Business Standard Time (IBST)

International Standard Business Time is a "time zone" that does not change based on location. This time is the same throughout the planet. If it is 10:00 IBST in Moscow, it is also 10:00 IBST in Texas. IBST allows international companies to sync with each other. It is most commonly seen in the 24hr format- I.e. 00:00 is midnight. IBST is the same as GMT, but as earlier stated, is recognized globally and does not depend on location.

We've set a meeting with all the GMs via Skype conference for July 11th at 1300 International Business Standard Time (IBST).

by Biochristy September 10, 2015