House Skipping

Going to multiple friends houses in a row when you only supposed to be at one friends house
Or going to a different place then you said

I just called Emma, jess isn’t at her house like she said,

Oh she must be house skipping

by awkwardpanda2003 September 20, 2018

Pirate Shipping

When you stick you dick between your legs and bend over, showing your asshole and penis hole toward the same direction, and begin to piss or jizz.

Pete was Pirate Shipping Matteo in the locker room yesterday. He got cum all over the place.

by 420GoBrotherRice69 March 22, 2019

Toilet Sipping

A particularly tasty activity which consists of bringing a plastic or metal drinking straw into a public washroom, inserting the straw into an unflushed toilet bowl or urinal, and drinking whatever is in it. Bethesda's Fallout series makes use of toilet sipping in the form of in-game health regeneration with the option to drink from toilets, urinals, sewage tunnels, etc. However, you will not gain extra health or energy by toilet sipping in reality, in fact you will lose health and energy at an alarming rate and likely die in a week.

Person 1: "Eugh, what is on your breath? Don't tell me you've been toilet sipping again dude, you know that shit'll kill you."

Person 2: "Trust me, that holy nectar is worth every risk."

by KingDededededede April 7, 2020

Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.

Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping

by timyord June 6, 2020

cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.

Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom

by Ronaldharris October 23, 2020

Nerd Skipping

Skipping a class for the purpose of doing work for another class.

The lonely kid was nerd skipping his anthropology class to study for his science test.

by S0mething rand0m March 3, 2021

drop-shipping

Refers to careless package-delivery methods where said parcels receive multiple hard thuds on cement and/or gravel during their journey; sometimes da carrier may not even have da courtesy to actually stop his vehicle to give you your box, but instead will simply toss da package out da door of his van at you as he's whizzing by; extra points if he also propels it off da running-board wif a boot-bunt, for good measure.

Jim Carrey demonstrates da classic act of drop-shipping in da opening moments of "Ace Ventura --- Pet Detective", where he purposely abuses da carton of assorted crockery on its way to da slovenly deadbeat-ex's apartment, resulting in incredibly beat-up cardboard and a harsh rattly jangly sound dat obviously indicates dat everything got broken inside.

by QuacksO May 25, 2021