Goof Squid

Someone who is a bitch and is silly.
Usually named Gary or Allan. They like to think they're tough shit, but back down in a fight and call you a slut and a hoe, then ask you out. Then gets mad when you say no.

Also can be used in a joking way.

You're a goof squid.

by Goofiest Squid December 28, 2010

the flying squid

the flying squid, also known as the squidicus mcflyicus, is one that consumes the heads of the unprepared. a mollusk that dwells in the stratosphere, but ocassionly comes down to ground level to feast on human brain. the only natural predator is the atomic pirahana.

a bum had its head bit off the other day at the park, by the flying squid. it was his own falut, he didn't duck into a bush.

by Annabelle McLeod August 31, 2006

Squib

One who does not know how to work freeview

"oi change the channel, oh wait you cant your a squib."

by theresareasonwhyshescalledruff May 17, 2008

Squid

a pound or quid

I've got 200 sqiud in the bank

by Project 25.01 June 29, 2003

Squi

A mix between a penis and a vagina. It has the shaft like a penis but then goes in like a vagina.

My girlfriend had a boyfriend with a squi once and she said it was rather hard to have sex.

by awesomeo142 May 12, 2011

squibwibdib

kickass word that means nothing

woot

by Nitro March 2, 2003

Squibcakes

A person wid a nice ass.

"damn..she got squibcakes!"

by Woodie! ^_^ April 12, 2003