Spunk Pit

A place where ejaculation occurs more often than elsewhere.
"Johno, stop festering in you're spunk pit of a room."
by Johno Johnson February 12, 2014
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Shits Spunk

A woman who constantly takes it in the shitter.
There’s shits spunk Barbara. Apparently she prolapsed on big daves dick.
by Shits Spunk October 08, 2018
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spunk junkee

Some one who is addicted to spunk (sperm) like a drug addict is addicted to drugs the spunk junkee likes it dribbling out of all of their holes and loves nothing more that to swallow warm salty sperm
She loves her fanny filling the spunk junkee
by Rainbowparko October 22, 2013
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Spunk Mountain

The pile of semen covered rags, socks, underwear and any other bit of cloth one masturbated on and then threw on the floor.
It’s funny when my laundry piles up and my mom has to wash my Spunk Mountain.
by 0neHugeWang! March 06, 2019
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Spunk Dap

I was in such a rush this morning, I accidentally put on my Wank Sock, and spent the day squelching around the office in a Spunk Dap.
by GrumpyJedi May 30, 2023
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Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.
After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers
by TacomaMendo February 19, 2010
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Spunk Buddy

A Variation on the traditional bunk buddy sleeping arrangement in male bedrooms. Rather than have separate bunks for sleeping, the top bunk is used solely for masturbating with the bottom configured for top n' tail sleeping.
Looking Forward to going skiing next month, Karl has agreed to be my Spunk Buddy for the week. Saves fighting over who gets the bottom bunk !
by Slayer117 January 19, 2023
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