by Owlcutyou July 04, 2014
When you stick an uncooked spaghetti noodle into the hole of your penis and break it off inside. Then you beat the meat until you’re about to cum and edge until you see an unsuspecting female, as she’s walking by, you cum on her while yelling “BOOM SPAGHETTI!” And cum and spaghetti shrapnel shoot all over her. Usually leads to the female falling in love with you
Joe: Hey what happened with you and that girl last night
Mike: Oh I totally Boom Spaghetti’d her. She’s in love with me now
Joe: Shit really?
Mike: yeah
Mike: Oh I totally Boom Spaghetti’d her. She’s in love with me now
Joe: Shit really?
Mike: yeah
by Spaghetti_Boom March 03, 2020
A derivation of Godwin's Law, which states that as a Usenet discussion, primarily one religious in nature, the probability of an allusion involving The Flying Spaghetti Monster approaches 1.
Note: the Flying Spaghetti Monster is also interchangeable with gnomes, elves, unicorns, fairies, etc.
Note: the Flying Spaghetti Monster is also interchangeable with gnomes, elves, unicorns, fairies, etc.
"Let's say I'm a devout follower of a god known as The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now, let's say I support horrendously bigoted notions based purely on the word (Spaghetti's Law, or Biblesghetti) of this floating hunk of spaghetti. You don't feel that's a bit unfair?"
"If you want me to worship a flying spaghetti monster, or guilt me into believing that faith in the spaghetti monster is important, you must first prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists."
"If you want me to worship a flying spaghetti monster, or guilt me into believing that faith in the spaghetti monster is important, you must first prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists."
by Chaohinon October 30, 2008
You insert noodles into the partners butthole. Then you put marinara sauce on your meaty balls and flop them around the partners mouth. Basically teabagging their face.
by CaptainPinkaluffagis August 07, 2018
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by mmg3678 September 26, 2006