skred

a screwed up redneck

"A few skreds came into the store to buy beer for them & their kids today."

by di* die my darling May 15, 2006

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shreddie

A crazy snowboarding monkey who has been known to roam the slopes of the Northstar-at-Tahoe resort in Lake Tahoe.

Is that Shreddie tearing it up in the powder?

by Whizzkidd January 19, 2009

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A punk skateboarder who hangs out in the back of gas stations smoking weed. Shredderboarders make up for their lack of strength in numbers, they travel in packs usually of 5-15. If you ever see a shredderboarder alone tell him to land a kickflip.(Shredderboarders cannot land the simplest of tricks so they sit back and smoke weed.) Once he fails beat his ass

Person 1: Hey man look there's a group of shredderboarders
Person 2: Look at there gay sweatshirts.
Person 1: Yeah man it must be hard smoking pot all day.
Person 2: Lets freak em out by sounding a police siren!
Person 1: Yeah!! Those shredderboarders will piss themselves!

by blaggleraggleflabalababingbong March 27, 2009

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shredding licks

Dividing Pills (Non-medical purpose) into Lickable fun for a group of 2-3.

Dude we only got enough money for one e, Wtf man we are broke. I know instead of getting a job, let's get that one pill and I'll be shredding licks for us.

by Shredding Dick jr. November 5, 2010

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Shreddies

After using the public restroom, typically , you use the shitty 1-ply toilet paper and it leave shreds of toilet paper in and/or on your vagina, anus, etc. Solely, because of the low quality of the 1-ply toilet paper.

'I didn't eat anything with fiber on our date last night in hopes of getting dicked down, I didn't want to chance having to take a dump and getting shreddies all over my asshole.'

by calcafggthhbtghrthrthrthh March 8, 2017

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