Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023

Nu Stopper Det!

A small famous friend group consisting of 4, formerly 5, fools. The members, are Downey, The vulgar Frenchman, Amerikaneren, and the Jew. The fifth friend also the founder, the happy fool left after falling to the beers.

Notably known, for the inconsistency in height, with the tallest member, Downey being 6'2", and the shortest, the Jew, being 5'5". The group is also known for their surprising lack of intellectual thinking.

Nu stopper det!

by 9/11MightBeFake April 8, 2024

senior shopper

A high school underclassman who exclusively dates seniors 18+.

When D started dating B, everyone realized she was a senior shopper.

by cupps April 10, 2024

Sober Shoppers

Predatory practices within sobriety networks that prey upon those with Substance Abuse Disorder that dont also suffer from an addictive drug problem.

Sober Shoppers are those without true will of a guiding force; God or higher power.

by wh0re_iffic February 19, 2026

Show Stopper

A vertical panel between urinals designed to mute another person’s restroom enjoyment. Blocks eye contact, side-glances, competitive energy, and public views of your weeping peepee. Installed to protect your flow, boundaries, and the fragile social fabric of shared plumbing.

Couldn’t go until I saw the show stopper. Without it, I feel like a mushroom in a cornfield—alone, exposed, and very, very small.

by breeg June 9, 2025

Pueblo Slopper

Performed on a consenting partner with high pain tolerance, this act involves
1. Spreading their legs
2. Pouring either chile con carne or a tomatillo-based chile verde (personal preference) across their genitals
3. Slapping their ass cheeks hard (grilling the buns)
4. Sticking your meat (or other penetrative toy) in.

Note 1: Both/all partners should have a lotion with high fat content ready once they have completed the Pueblo Slopper.
Note 2: The Pueblo Slopper can be served vegetarian, or vegan, if desired.

"Mi novio y yo hicimos un Pueblo Slopper anoche. ¡Todavía me arde el culo!"

by Apocynum July 31, 2025

Crime stoppers junkie

People who are addicted to crime stoppers informant tips may not necessarily be drug addicts, but more akin to gambling addicts and the dopamine response to a jackpot or 'pay out'.

How many crime stoppers junkies on the call in show tonight?

by Modern Women December 24, 2025