silent blogger

a blogger on tumblr that posts nothing but pictures and never posts any messages.

silent blogger:

*puppy*
* cookies*
*a puppy*
* a pretty girl*
*whale*
*roller coaster*
* melted crayons*

by heytheregurl October 14, 2011

Silent Fucking

The act of intercourse without emotion or sound. No make any faces. Not even feeling resentment or love. Not making a noise.

That guy was a silent fucker last night. I forgot someone was fucking me! I love silent fucking!

by IDunFucknKNOW September 20, 2021

silent rizz

"Unspoken rizz (uncountable) (Internet slang, chiefly TikTok) - The skill of applying rizz without uttering a word; the ability to attract or seduce a potential (often female) love interest solely through body gestures and facial expressions. Synonym: charm."

"Did you see how Jake pulled off some serious silent rizz at the party last night? He had everyone's attention without saying a single word!"

by August 21, 2024

Silent Pterodactyl

When you put your elbow in a chicks Vagina

Guy#1: Hey how was your night bro
Guy#2: Great I gave my girl a Silent Pterodactyl, fisting doesn't turn her on anymore she needs the elbow.

-=----=-
Women: Hey baby stop giving me the Silent Duck and give me that fucking Silent Pterodactyl.

by SheckaMeccaLekka August 22, 2011

silent slippers

A fart that comes out of your ass that you didn't mean to intentionally let that is extremely quiet. "Like slippers on a floor".

I was in a meeting at work when I suddenly felt a grumble in my stomach, I couldn't up and leave at that momemt; however, some silent slippers popped out of me like a squeezed balloon.

by Simplyme200099 August 24, 2015

Silent Hummer

The jerk that sits behind you in math class and quetily humms to himself.... But not loud enough to where the teacher can hear, just you...

Joey - "Mr. Turnner, do you hear it now? he's humming Hannah montanna songs again!"

Mr. Turnner - "I don't hear any thing"

Silent hummer - "Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it"

Joey - *bang's head against desk*

by Easily Agrivated July 09, 2011

silent but friendly

Passing gas or farting where the offender produces unrecognizable odor and events continue on as usual

Bob was watching tv with his girlfriend and let out a silent but friendly fart which caused no discernible odor, thus allowing the couple to finish watching the program and bang until the sun came up.

by punkrocklava November 17, 2021