Sheedlink

it means a link that says one thing but leads to another.

That link said it was the Justin Beiber memorial site but it was a sheedlink.

by MagshadeGeass November 18, 2010

speed racing

smoking large amounts marijuana

i feel like speed racing

by flaming potatoes November 24, 2016

speed ghoster

1. An online persona, typically found on social media websites, who contacts another person, engages in conversation and through it, quickly grows rapport and trust then when the engagee is ready to meet in the real world, deletes all messages, their profile and subsequently disappears.

2. Similar to "Ghosting" but restricted to online-only pre-dating rituals akin to speed dating, but virtual.

3. A short story of the same name written by Joseph R. Sharpe describing the phenomena

The speed ghoster deleted her profile and all messages, never to be seen on Tinder again.

by Incultus August 24, 2017

Speed Tapping

The physical stimulation of repeatedly tapping the anus (aka sphincter) with one or more fingers in a rhythmic beat. Done for the sensation of pleasure, relief of stress, or out of shear boredom on a hot summer day.

1. Speed tapping helps me unwind after a long day.

2. Patient: “Doc, I’ve got a giant lump on my sphincter. What should I do?”
Doctor: “Son, you’re going to need to lay off the speed tapping for a few weeks.”

3. "I did a little speed tapping on the ol' snare drum (anus) last night."

by CaptainObvious69 June 12, 2018

speedflying

A flying sport much like paragliding that prides itself on letting participants graze their nutsack past rocks at speeds of up to 145km/h. Some people use skis while speedflying - this is called speedriding. When speedriding one can be even closer to the slope for longer!

Holy fkin' shit did you see John's speedflying gobro video!? He skied off a cliff, did a double barrel roll, reconnected with some fresh pow, then threw a spiral!!

by speedflyer March 26, 2019

Speed Mooching

The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.

I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.

by Sqlivnlow April 15, 2019

Speed Shit

When u take a shit in less than a minute

Friend: Hold up let me go take a speed shit

by ThatOneGuy528 October 30, 2019