Guy 1: bro I just had the best time last night
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy 1:I had sex with your girlfriend
Guy 2: meh it’s fine I got another one
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy 1:I had sex with your girlfriend
Guy 2: meh it’s fine I got another one
by Spoghetto October 17, 2022
Sex is when a man explores some caves called Vaginas. He can only explore these caves properly using his penis. And the purpose is to find the treasure you'll find it after you have a sensation called an orgasm and you wait 9 months for the treasure which is called a baby.
by TwinTowers January 23, 2016
It was when she got up and walked over to me that my dick was rock solid. She spread her legs and sat on top of me.I knew this was going to be the best sex of my life. With her hand on my cock we started kissing, I shoved my tongue as far as it could go down her throat. She then grabbed my shirt and threw me onto the bed. Quickly taking our clothes off, she started to suck on it, I came faster then I ever did before, it squirted into her mouth and she swallowed. I started licking her cunt as she was sucking my cock, we were full on 69ing. We both came at the same time right into each other’s mouths,
Me: OH OH OH YEAH FUCK UH UH UH UH
her: OH YES FUCK YES DONT STOP YES UH UH PLEASE YES UH OH GOD
She bent over and I put my penis into her ass
Her: FASTER
I thrusted myself into her
Her: HARDER
My penis was all the way in.
Me: shit I forgot a condom
Her: it’s better without one anyway. Don’t pull out, cum inside my pussy daddy!
So I did. I cummed so much all inside her cunt. Then I fell on my back, thinking we were done but then she started massaging my dick. I grabbed her tits and started squeezing. My penis was rock solid and she climbed on top. She was riding the fuck out of my dick. Nothing had ever felt better in my life. Her pussy wrapped around my cock, draining all the cum I had inside of me. I came inside her but that wasn’t it, we kept going all night and when I woke up in the morning, I found a her number and a note saying “again tonight?”
Me: OH OH OH YEAH FUCK UH UH UH UH
her: OH YES FUCK YES DONT STOP YES UH UH PLEASE YES UH OH GOD
She bent over and I put my penis into her ass
Her: FASTER
I thrusted myself into her
Her: HARDER
My penis was all the way in.
Me: shit I forgot a condom
Her: it’s better without one anyway. Don’t pull out, cum inside my pussy daddy!
So I did. I cummed so much all inside her cunt. Then I fell on my back, thinking we were done but then she started massaging my dick. I grabbed her tits and started squeezing. My penis was rock solid and she climbed on top. She was riding the fuck out of my dick. Nothing had ever felt better in my life. Her pussy wrapped around my cock, draining all the cum I had inside of me. I came inside her but that wasn’t it, we kept going all night and when I woke up in the morning, I found a her number and a note saying “again tonight?”
by Stupid horse clouds January 29, 2021
Well when you have sex it means you push your bodies together naked.Woman Usually suck men's genitals.Men Usually fiddle with woman's boobs.
by Life is fair August 17, 2017
As I was lying on my bed my boyfriend walked into the room and layer down next to me. After a few minutes he started rubbing the front of his pants against my ass. He slowly slid his arm around me and began massaging my pussy. Almost immediately I turned to face him and he rolled on top of me. “You want me baby?” He asked, “mmm yes please daddy” I moaned, feeling my pussy get wet. He started kissing me on the lips than he began kissing my neck and slowly moving down, never taking his lips off of me. Once he reached my thighs he said “you want me now?” By then I could hardly stop myself from shoving his face into my pussy. Instead, I responded with a series of moans to answer his question “mm mhmm please” I panted. He slowly slid his tongue in and out of my pussy while still massaging my tits. Than he began going faster and he took his hand and began rubbing my clit as he ate me out. “Uhh, mmmh mh yesss” i moaned. To repay the favor I took his dick into my mouth and began sucking, once he couldn’t hold back anymore he shoved me on the bed “you ready?” He asked “YESS” I yelled. He slowly began rubbing his cock against my pussy lips and moaning “mmm baby girl, ughhh, your so tight, I want to feel inside you, mmmm baby” then he thrusted harder and harder while I yelled “DEEPER UGHHHH DADDY, HARDER, HARDER UGHHH” then we both orgasmed and fell asleep with my hand on his dick and his hand on my boobs. Best. Sex. Ever
by Sexloverrrr December 31, 2022
by Seggsman April 27, 2021