Screw 'n Scram

The process of picking up somebody at a bar or night club, fucking them and then getting the hell out of there as quickly as possible. Can be done more than once a night/day.

Yeah it was just a Screw 'n Scram

by Hybrid Insanity June 15, 2011

screw the red head

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Red Bull, Vodka and Orange Juice.A Screwdriver with Red Bull in it. Hence Screw the red head.

I went to the bar to screw the red head and all i left with was this drink and a smile on my face.

by russian pete January 18, 2013

Screwed with a capital F

Fucked.

Person: "Ahh I have a twenty page essay due tomorrow and I didn't even start yet!"
Other person: "Dude you are screwed with a capital F."

by Smash360 April 14, 2010

screwing the pooch

The definition comes from when you go to your car and the driver unlocks the doors but you pull the handle to soon. What happens from this is your door remains locked but every other door in the car is unlocked. People refer to this as screwing the pooch.

Narrator: Person one and person two are outside of their car as person one unlocks the car doors. Person two accidentily opens the car door too soon making his door stay locked.
Person one: Dude, why you be screwing the pooch!
person two: ya well...ur mom!!!

by leopold Sampsonite February 9, 2006

Screwed Up Nigga

A person that is slowed down that bangs screw a lot, loves to sip lean and represents texas like they should.

Maaan! I been a screwed up nigga since '92.

by texas_nigga_SOUTHSIDE_PLAYA January 18, 2010

Montreal Screw Job

Amy sexual act involving three different participants, where one of the three is duped or tricked into a compromising or embarrassing situation during climax by the other two people.

The two of us tied her up and banged her brains out. As soon as we finished we stole her wallet and peed in her purse. It was a real Montreal Screw Job.

by CHYNAisPretty November 13, 2012

Screw and forget syndrome

Medical condition in which every time you are done screwing someone, you feel like staying away from that other person, as far as you can.
It takes no distinction among lovers, from fuck buddies to half-century marriages.

Because of my screw and forget syndrome, I told my wife after I banged her to go sleep on a motel.

by texaro February 16, 2009