schlong

A very feminine woman.

She is such a schlong lady.

by Penni January 16, 2007

scilence

To scilence someone is to win an argument using a scientific explanation.

Man: "I think you're a faggot."

Fag: " No I'm not, obviously."

Man: "Then why are you wearing an aluminium hat?"

Announcer: "Oh, you have just been scilenced, fag lolz!"

by simplythebestatdefinitions March 27, 2011

schlongis

a big hairy genetle

my schlongis is much longer than johns!

by will October 1, 2003

schlongitude

1. The length of a man's penis.
2. A big dick.
3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.

Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.

by emresch October 23, 2008

schlondpoofa

me.

I am a schlondpoofa
Hi schlondpoofa, I'm dad

by luna💜 June 18, 2021

Neejth (j is scilent)

The patch of skin where the bottom of your ass cheek meets the top of your leg.

while giving my wife a rim job i noticed a tattoo on her Neejth (j is scilent) that said donkey's only.

by poo_c_Juice February 18, 2008

schlong

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005