Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 20, 2018
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A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).
by Leadfoot Leon April 08, 2015
A method of birth control that involves ejaculating into a woman's vagina, then making her externally ejaculate, thus causing the sperm inside her vagina to squirt out while she ejaculates.
by crackhutch October 02, 2009
The aftermath of consuming the sugary liquid remains of a snow cone, resulting in multi-colored human feces forcefully exiting the body via rectum by means of intense and concentrated discharge over a long period of time.
1. Man, I couldn't go to school yesterday because I had the worst snow cone squirts of my life.
2. I had to provide a stool sample for my foot doctor, and I really hope they can still use bad cases of the snow cone squirts as a valid stool sample.
3. "Bro, you were in the bathroom for so long, were you shitting bricks?"
"No."
"Was it the Hershey squirts?"
"No. Even worse."
"Oh no. It can't be..."
"Yes. The legends are true... I had the snow cone squirts"
*dies instantly*
2. I had to provide a stool sample for my foot doctor, and I really hope they can still use bad cases of the snow cone squirts as a valid stool sample.
3. "Bro, you were in the bathroom for so long, were you shitting bricks?"
"No."
"Was it the Hershey squirts?"
"No. Even worse."
"Oh no. It can't be..."
"Yes. The legends are true... I had the snow cone squirts"
*dies instantly*
by JumpyMantella August 19, 2017
A liquid white substance usually referred to as sperm, sometimes it is a yellow substance which often you can drink. This may also ruin your life because when when your testes release said substance you will "impregnate" a woman.
by Al Amin April 24, 2008
a sexual manuver where the man cums all over his partners face, and then smears it around his partners face with his pubes.
by sone199 February 21, 2010