Rusty Piano

The female counterpart to the rusty trombone. To get rimmed while recieving a reach around to tickle the ivory.

See also rusty trombone.

Amit blew Christina's mind with a rusty piano.

by AM88 February 11, 2009

Rusty Darrell

Chugging a red bull and then licking someone's asshole after they have played DDR

Dude, you just AAA'd Cartoon Heroes, want a Rusty Darrell?

by PQQP December 19, 2009

Rusty Sword

The act of tongue-fucking an anus while simultaneously making fencing, or other sword-fighting maneuvers, with the recipients penis. Typically done while the recipient is standing.
This allows for Rusty Sword Fights.

Yeah, while I love Jen and all, she's more of a Trombone player, while Phil is a natural Rusty Sword Technician, I think I'm going to choose him for the Rusty Sword Tournament coming up.

by Samael11 October 10, 2012

Rusty Cannon

1) A penis after having rough sex until the skin becomes raw and chaffed.

2) A penis covered with menstrual fluid from having sex with a woman on her period.

1) After 3 hours of sex with Mike, Andy had a rusty cannon

2) For a week each month Jenny is a bitch and Thad has a rusty cannon

by dinosauregg July 15, 2009

Rusty Halo

When you take a shit and don't wipe and later that day you notice a crusted shit around your rectum resembling a Rusty Halo

Boy 1: Aww man I totally got a bad Rusty Halo
Boy 2: Dude you need to wipe!

by MorningThunder January 15, 2012

rusty horn

Smearing your dick with shit and fucking someone in the mouth

My girl let me do the rusty horn last night, it was glorious.

by Mr.ticktackytoey December 09, 2014

Rusty Claw

The act of sticking your finger up your arse and wiping it on the inside of your victims mouth, usually when they are asleep.

First one to fall asleep gets the rusty claw.

by Tenfyr February 22, 2008