Royal Flush

When You Jump In The Toilet, with or without the feces and iron in the toilet and then you fall backwards so far backwards that you pass the point of return and you flush the toilet.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. GODDAMN ROYAL FLUSH!?!?
YOU GOT VOMIT, PISS, AND, FECES ALL OVER YOU

by Make TUD Great Again November 3, 2017

turkish royale

a mixed drink composed of coffee liquor, bourbon, and almond milk.
Proportions and whatever you damn well please.

A: dang son, what is that fancy glass o'drink?
B: that'd be a Turkish Royale
A: commits hari-kari in shame

by zignut January 1, 2012

Royal dick

Someone who’s an extreme asshole, trumping all other asses in the world. They proudly wear the crown of dicks.

Brad is such a royal dick, he thinks he’s all high and mighty just because he gets with a lot of girls.

by Mahninja February 4, 2019

Royal Orgy

The combination of onion rings, french fries, and chicken fries from Burger King.

"Yo, wanna go pick up a Royal Orgy at the BK lounge?"

by Natejay1415 January 1, 2012

port royal

poor man's captain morgan

I can't afford to get drunk on the good stuff, Port Royal anyone?

by Captain CumGuzzler November 18, 2013

Victory Royale

Synonym for being a virgin

Bruh this ni🅱️🅱️a's a victory royale

by Niggalovania January 26, 2019

Battle Royale

An online game where a large group of characters try to kill and survive each other. Most Battle Royales are cancer and absolute shit. These perimeters include Player Unknown Battle Grounds (PUBG), Fortnite, and Apex Legends, and an unquantifiable amount of ripoff.

Trash: Have you played this Battle Royale?
Not Trash: Go fuck yourself.

by Where's The Fucking Donuts March 9, 2019