Royal Flush

When You Jump In The Toilet, with or without the feces and iron in the toilet and then you fall backwards so far backwards that you pass the point of return and you flush the toilet.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. GODDAMN ROYAL FLUSH!?!?
YOU GOT VOMIT, PISS, AND, FECES ALL OVER YOU

by Make TUD Great Again November 3, 2017

Royal dick

Someone who’s an extreme asshole, trumping all other asses in the world. They proudly wear the crown of dicks.

Brad is such a royal dick, he thinks he’s all high and mighty just because he gets with a lot of girls.

by Mahninja February 4, 2019

Royal Orgy

The combination of onion rings, french fries, and chicken fries from Burger King.

"Yo, wanna go pick up a Royal Orgy at the BK lounge?"

by Natejay1415 January 1, 2012

port royal

poor man's captain morgan

I can't afford to get drunk on the good stuff, Port Royal anyone?

by Captain CumGuzzler November 18, 2013

Casino royale

When having sex, the male lays on his back and the female goes on top, and the male is fucking the female in the ass while bent over and eating her pussy.

You liquor in the front and poker in the rear
My man casino royale'd me and it was the best thing he ever did

by RaDealest March 28, 2015

Royal Checkmate

A Checkmate made by only using a queen and a king in chess

He beat me by royal checkmate

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje May 13, 2022

royal razbarry

A decleration used just before letting what you expect to be a loud, smelly fart loose.

Dude, I had some awsome chilli last, Ohh, Wait... Royal Razbarry! (fart) Like I was saying, I had some awsome chilli last night but now I have killer gas!

by Rocko Sharp March 9, 2007