Neverland Ranch

When Michael Jackson gets a kid onto his Ferris wheel and the kid rides him to completion at the top.

The orgasm produces The Neverland Ranch.

"Hey buddy, want to go to the county fair and recreate The Neverland Ranch?"

by Plattimus April 22, 2025

Dick Ranch

Cum

My dick ranch got all on her face!

by I’m good at scrabble September 27, 2021

Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina

Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch

by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018

Spicy Ranch Doughnut

The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.

During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"

by anonymous May 30, 2024

Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant

I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.

by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021