PURSE.

When YOUR ASSHOLE taken from you and the ultimate solution lies in the PURSE MODEL.

Hey ANAL ALAN they can't see your ASSHOLE yet but when we get the PURSE. you will have an ASSHOLE again, " oh excellent is I hope you pick out one for this admitted PEDOPHILE PUSHER , oh we at the URBAN DID, " what would that be " ya gang" , well that be no DICK, no NUTS , no SCROTUM , and no PROSTATE as save the best for last , as you would have a real nice ASSHOLE , and not only that you would feel SOCIAL SECURITY from this PURSE treatment is over as we give you that VAGINA but to you , "IT'S A FUCKING CUNT", once again , "ASSHOLE FACE'.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021

PURSE MODEL

This is amazing as THE MAN , and THE SUPPORT as they recommend , TAKE THE EVENT of any where the LACK happened.

Hey I took out of FULL RESPECT and I am doing it now all the definitions of LACKING the PURSE MODEL is those PURSE DEFINITIONS which incredulously speaking THE URBAN DICTIONARY has become nothing short of an ORACLE OF SAN FRANCISCO where you can do anything with it.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021

Purse Poop

When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.

Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.

by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022

Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

Rubbing her purse

Female self gratification

I heard moaning and walked in on Jen watching Outlander and Rubbing her purse.

by Jtown J July 6, 2022

Man purse

The contraband and occasional cellphone storage compartment of a males anus, who is in jail or is facing immediate jail time.

Make sure to break the filters off your cigarettes before you put them in your man purse, that way you can fit more in it.

by MrSnatchSlayer November 4, 2020

Crack purse

Any female crackheads purse. They almost always have a few torch type lighters, razer blades, knifes for protection and a bunch of random junk. Crackheads seem to be attracted to shiny trinkets. And of course, condoms.

I looked in that bitchs crack purse and it was full of lighters, a big ass knife, a bunch of condoms and i cut my fucking finger on a razer blade. I'll probably get aids!!!

by Rick wtb dick June 13, 2018