Purple Queen

A type of marijuana exclusively grown in eastern massachusetts. It consists of chronic and the endless retardation of jake's mind.

Jake: what kind of weed is this?!?!?!

Eric: Its...uhhhhh....purple queen...

Jake: Duuuude that is the best stuff, i love it.

Eric: It doesnt even exist...dumb ass

by schnorbie June 19, 2008

purple aki

A man of urban legend said to have stalked and harrassed young men in the area around St Helens in Merseyside. He reportedly approched youths at gymns and rugby clubs and asked to feel their muscles. Other myths about purple aki includine him carving his initials into their buttocks and playing naughts and crosses on them with a knife.

A man called Akinwale Arobieke, was imprisoned in Liverpool in 2003, he was said to be the real Purple Aki.

More info is available on the net if you look.

"Do your homework or Purple Aki will get you."

by Rachel June 19, 2006

purple flower

noun.
1. A purple plant
2. female genitals
verb.
1.to cause extreme pleasure through a strange system of sex.
2. Female masturbation.
3. to give someone two black eyes
adjective
1. Homosexuals "purple flowers"

I gave her a purple flower last night.
Look at those purple flowers over there.
She purple flowered in the bathroom.

by Vincent J. Marchese May 13, 2006

Purple Boner

Where a male is subjected to extreme arousal far exceeding the point of "blue balls" syndrome.

Guy1 - "Dude, I was trying to have sex with my new girlfriend last night, and instead I got blue balls."

Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."

Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."

by Raging Wop July 5, 2010

Purple Squirrel

To have a sexual fantasy about a small, promiscuous mammal.

Yesterday, I dozed off and had a purple squirrel over a raccoon dressed as Tina Turner!

by Che'Brophy November 17, 2013

purple lean

Promithezine Cough Syrup (codeine) mixed with Sprite.

Yo mane,I was loaded on that purple lean.

by kja2069 July 24, 2007

Purple helmets

A motorcycle display team who specialise in riding displays performed without clothing. Many of the displays have humourous edge (farting through a trumpet or balancing spinning plate whilst riding a motorcycle etc).
They can be seen at many biking events in the UK and their performance is both entertaining and enlightening.

look at the funny motorcyclists with no clothes on, ooh how rude! They are called the Purple Helmets.

by Gasmixman January 14, 2006