When you're in math class and you're doing an insanely
hard problem and you would just rather breathe out of a
coffee straw for the rest of you're life than do the
work.
Math Teacher: "Wah wah wah wah trigonometry, geometric, Pythagorean Theorem, wah wah wah"
Student #1: "I would rather breathe out of a
coffee straw for the rest of my life than do this
work!"
Student #2: "That, kind sir, would be a
coffee straw problem!"