pork gelly

Make sure to stay safe from pork gelly, he will eat you with icing.
by the compound bow June 07, 2023
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Pork Poacher

A person who engages in the act of 'hogging', or takes chubby chasing to an extreme.
Jon likes the really really big girls he is a Pork Poacher.
by The battery operated boyfriend December 05, 2008
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Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
by Pistolpois August 16, 2017
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Pork roasted

A innocent white girl getting filled up by multiple penises
by Gonz989 September 12, 2021
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Pork Horking

The act of completely submerging your entire head inside a woman’s vagina. Usually practiced with medical supervision.
“I went out Pork Horking for the first time last night and almost died but that puss was fire!”
by MrRogers_real April 16, 2023
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Straight Pork

To be absolutely serious about what is being said. Not joking are playing games about the information being shared. What's being said is the absolute truth.
I'd marry my girlfriend if she became pregnant Straight Pork .
by Two Trays OH33 March 01, 2020
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