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Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023
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couch plant

I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.
by couchplanter October 28, 2010
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Fetish Planting

The act of directing fetish porn at children in hopes of making them develop that fetish later into their adolescence.

Very frequently done by pedophiles and content farms. It is often done using franchises that are popular with kids. The majority use fetishes that aren't strictly sexual (feet, inflation, vore, scat, etc.) for just enough plausible deniability to technically not break the TOS.

Most frequently done on YouTube Kids but can occur on other sites and even in official children's shows.
Mom left YouTube Kids on autoplay, causing everyone at the Christmas family reunion to get an eyeful of Rambley Raccoon tied up and getting spitroasted by Herobrine and Waluigi. I reported the video but the moderators refused to do anything about the fetish planting.
by Nebulaud January 29, 2025
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processing plant

‘I gotta make a trip to the processing plant.’
by Lisa Evers September 30, 2013
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Plant Juice

A relatively new type of juice which has seen its origins in Robertson, South Africa. This type of juice is derived from Jelly Fish Semen mixed with many different types of liquids including a small ratio of alcohol. It’s brewers mainly serve it and have always called it plant juice as the semen in its early stages looks like a plant.
The Kelly family went to the sea to find Jellyfish so that they can start brewing plant juice.
by Jellyfish_Juice May 16, 2019
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Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!
"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"
by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023
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