Emotional Piss

When someone dumps all their emotions and "feelings" on you, usually negative.

Guy 1: So how are you and your girl?
Guy 2: Not good, she just took an emotional piss on me.
Guy 1: That blows...
Guy 2: Damn strait.

by Blackpig January 14, 2010

pussy piss

the meaning of pussy piss is when a chick squirts uncontrollably during sexual intercourse

Paul: Dude Sarah had hella pussy piss last night sis was squirting all over
Ned: YOOOOOOO

by my dick fell off09 January 26, 2019

piss sonar

The echolocation tool men use when they piss in the dark to make sure they're hitting the toilet. This involves starting to urinate and listening carefully for the sound of the urine stream hitting the toilet water. If the sound is not heard, aiming adjustments are made until such time as the reassuring sound is heard.

Joe: "Man, I got home last night drunk, went in the bathroom, didn't turn on the light and ended up pissing all over the bathroom floor."
Bob: "You should have used piss sonar to find the toilet, bro."
Joe: "Oh."

by weyus August 20, 2013

Piss in a lake

Something that is rebellious and rude, but also insignificant.

Releasing nuclear waste into outer space isn't really a proper thing to do, but it dirties the environment as much as to piss in a lake.

by Arronon July 22, 2009

hang a piss

To take a piss; urinate.

"Pull over, dude! I gotta hang a piss!"

by rmig January 31, 2015

Omni-piss

Omni-piss refers to the activity of drinking in extreme excess and the full immersion in aspects such as, location of piss, company in which you are on this piss, substance both legal and illegal, and unequivocal dedication to the overall cause.

Slouched and hungover, Sebastian turns to Bloomers and remarks:
"Last night was remarkable, truly an Omni-piss"
Bloomers concurred affectionately and then proceeded to vomit into the sink for the remaining sunlight hours

by DopeDickFuckChick May 17, 2020

piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

by Peshka March 25, 2010