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[peani]

a plural for of penis used. it is a noun
by craig faulkner January 29, 2009
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Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch

The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"
Guy-OMG
Girl-WHAT?
GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch
by RETRO1 May 20, 2009
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time ('PBJT')

- Noun
- A point in time when a feeling of relief, excitement overcomes a person.
After filing the 3rd Qtr 10-Q for Petrohawk, which entailed 2 wks of working 70+ hrs a week, the Petrohawk engagement team got up and screamed, "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time ('PBJT')!"
by Akhil Patel November 22, 2006
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Peanut Butter Dick (PD)

When a man sticks his fully erect penis into a jar of creamy peanut butter, coating the head and shaft. The woman then attempts to lick the penis clean.
man 1 : How did that chick do on the Peanut Butter Dick (PD)
man 2: She only licked it half way clean!
by MinutePeeps March 5, 2011
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Peanut Butter Smack

Whilst copulating, the act of scooping peanut butter into ones hand and smacking his/her partner across the face while proclaiming "How you like me now bizznitch!"
I've gave Matt the Peanut Butter Smack 5 times now since he moved in!
by Razor Train May 26, 2009
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peaness

A mondegreen for penis, much like Pingas. It's heard in a parody of the late Orson Welles from the animated series The Critic during the episode "Eyes on the Prize," in which a group of students watch a commercial shoot for Rosebud Frozen Peas, and see Welles immediately ragequit the shoot after saying the word.
Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.
by Triple Factorial August 6, 2010
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Peanut Butter Taco

1. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having someone lick it off.
2. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having a dog lick it off.
~What I did to your mom last night.
~And your dad.
by Pope John Paul II November 17, 2003
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