Pansexual

Someone who is attracted to pans, gets a boner just by looking at pans and finds pans super hot.

Bro, Timmy got a big erection when we past by the pots and pans aisle section.

I think Oscar is pansexual, because he started moaning when he burnt his hand when he touched the pan in the kitchen.

by Guywithcheesetoes September 11, 2022

pansexual

weirdly attracted to pans (they shouldnt have been born

someone is defending the pan section in a shop with the manager from a pansexual

by bonkersishatmyself January 12, 2023

Pansexual.

When you realize: Guys are hot. So are girls. And nonbinary creatures. And any other genders. Basically you’re attracted to every gender. EXCEPT PANS. WE DON’T FUCK PANS GOD DAMMIT!

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh. I thought you’re a lesbian??
Girl: The fuck? I’m Pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

pansexual

a sexuality where the person is attracted to all genders.

Person 1: Im pansexual!

Person 2:so you are attracted to all genders?

Person 1: Yep!

by quackitysimp2011 May 20, 2021

pansexual

fucks pans

oh fuck a pansexual is fucking my pans

by iweongewg December 12, 2021

Pansexual

As long as they're chinned they wil fuck it

You're human? So you have a chin? I'm pansexual

by Professor knowledge August 21, 2019

Pansexual

Feeling romantically / sexually attracted to everything and everyone.. so therefore, it's not too far fetched to think a pansexual would fuck a pan if they found it hot enough.

Individual (side note; they own illegally forged documents): my pansexual master genius tells me I should kiss him.

by GiantEnemyAnt July 19, 2024