To correctly perform the Tokyo Shuffle, one person has to put his cock between another's ass cheeks like a hotdog. The other person will squeeze (squench or squenching) the cheeks together until semen is drawn, which is then allowed to dry and is peeled off like Elmers Glue from elementary school.
Phil takes it between the cheeks
Like anal?
Na he does the tokyo shuffle
and his cock is flying free
Like anal?
Na he does the tokyo shuffle
and his cock is flying free
by xhollywoodx January 10, 2006
"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"
by tahnee May 14, 2005
A physical act whereby one person takes hold of another seated person's outstretched legs by the cuff of the pants and gently agitates them up and down, thus producing a relaxing sensation for weary legs. Can only be done with the subject wearing long pants.
by Marquis de stade May 10, 2006
A natural phenomena in which recreational and habitual opiate users drop whatever matter to which they were attending, be it vomitting or playing CSS, and shuffle mindlessly to a dispensary of Suboxone.
Jimmy was vomitting 15 seconds ago, but now he seems fine doing the suboxone shuffle to the med window.
by cheezflavrd January 30, 2010
by StoogeWatcher July 29, 2010
A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.
Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!
by SenorPeligro October 22, 2015
by Quintero March 03, 2023