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The Tokyo Shuffle

To correctly perform the Tokyo Shuffle, one person has to put his cock between another's ass cheeks like a hotdog. The other person will squeeze (squench or squenching) the cheeks together until semen is drawn, which is then allowed to dry and is peeled off like Elmers Glue from elementary school.
Phil takes it between the cheeks
Like anal?
Na he does the tokyo shuffle

and his cock is flying free
by xhollywoodx January 10, 2006
mugGet the The Tokyo Shufflemug.

ipod shuffle

Sad excuse for a real iPod. I thought iPod mini's were bad until....iPod shuffle.
"ooo i don't have enough money to buy a real iPod...so i'll buy an iPod shuffle coz they are so cool...and they have the same headphones so no-one will know, and think that im cool enough to have a real one"
by tahnee May 15, 2005
mugGet the ipod shufflemug.

cuff-shuffling

A physical act whereby one person takes hold of another seated person's outstretched legs by the cuff of the pants and gently agitates them up and down, thus producing a relaxing sensation for weary legs. Can only be done with the subject wearing long pants.
"Darling I've had a busy day, would you mind cuff-shuffling me a little?"
by Marquis de stade May 17, 2006
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Suboxone Shuffle

A natural phenomena in which recreational and habitual opiate users drop whatever matter to which they were attending, be it vomitting or playing CSS, and shuffle mindlessly to a dispensary of Suboxone.
Jimmy was vomitting 15 seconds ago, but now he seems fine doing the suboxone shuffle to the med window.
by cheezflavrd January 29, 2010
mugGet the Suboxone Shufflemug.

Curly Shuffle

A 1984 novelty song by Jump 'n The Saddle Band as a tribute to comedy legend Curly Howard.
Everybody wants to do the Curly Shuffle tonight.
by StoogeWatcher July 30, 2010
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larsson shuffle

an internet term used by fifa players.

the larsson shuffle is the name of a maneuver used to beat a pro keeper and score while playing online.

during the game the player with the ball runs into the box, as he does he turns up to pass the ball to his team mate at the other post, however the player then turns back immediately to face the goal faking the pass and making the keeper move or dive in the wrong direction and allowing him to score.

the move was first created by henrik larsson while playing for the ton fc. hence the name the larsson shuffle
- joe runs into the box with the ball -

jamie: go on joe give em the larsson shuffle like.

- joe turns up the keeper moves away joe then turns back down and puts the ball in the net. goal -

jamie: aww nice goal like.

joe: ha get it smelt keeper
by ross da boss October 2, 2012
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Massachusetts Shuffle

A similar maneuver to the Jersey Slide, where a car moves from the far left lane to the exit in one swift motion, except while using a turn signal
Look at this Masshole pulling a Massachusetts Shuffle! He nearly cut me off!
by PeachOfPaper August 10, 2019
mugGet the Massachusetts Shufflemug.

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