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toilet master

someone who marks their territory by peeing around the rim of the toilet
by fragileego May 16, 2014
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toilet tinder

The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.
Damn, these hemorrhoids! I've been playing Toilet Tinder far too long tonight!!
by mindfkr December 12, 2014
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Toilet toddlers

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.
by McGtrell July 3, 2015
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Toilet Cloggers

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.
by The_Streets October 12, 2017
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Toilet Snooks

(n) Toilet: a fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate or defecate, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank.

"Liz heard the toilet flush"

(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.

“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”

This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
KJ: “Oh shit, Don Rickles just died.”

SCOTT: long pause “...Good”

ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”

CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
by Jeff Albino June 10, 2021
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toilet slop

Toilet Slop (n.) : The mixture of contents in your toilet especially after a lengthy time of using the restroom.
Her boyfriend's penis tasted like toilet slop after he took a shit.
by Martin Mystery July 28, 2007
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