meeting creep

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.
"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"
by aeiou102 October 31, 2022
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Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.
We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!
by kidlvr April 16, 2019
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Car Creeps

When the car park is full and the driver begins following random people walking in the hope they are about to leave the car park with their cars so they can get a space.
Sarah: "Ugh J C Penneys was full of car creeps today."
by Clitty McClitus February 09, 2012
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Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.
Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!
by Uglyduckling November 30, 2014
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nap creep

(noun)

when a "nap" runs long and turns into "sleep"
I was cramming for a test, but I got really tired, so I took a nap. I meant to sleep for 20 minutes, but I woke up 5 hours later. Total nap creep!
by mike27113 January 20, 2011
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Weak creep

Not a creep that looks like Jason Mamoa. A weak creep is the one that finds you on social media to tell you how beautiful you are. Claims they are not trying to be creepy, they just want you to know how you made their day with your beauty.

This person may have been called a tell Troll by some, but Trolls are something we want in our back yard, they can be cute.
Another weak creep found me on FB today. Apparently I brought the sun into their life today.
by Laughing Giraffe November 18, 2021
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creep-a-boo

A word to describe creepy or weird coworker. Typically an older coworker will get this title when being creepy or weird in front of a younger coworker. Also acting like Steve at ANY time will also earn you the creep-a-boo title. It was turned into a game by trying to see how creepy you actually could be in front of a coworker.
You are such a creep-a-boo
by creepaboo July 29, 2015
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