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David

Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.
O shit it’s david.
by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019
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David

An awesome person, many people's best friend, gets all the girls and friends get jealous. Smart boy. If you make fun of him he will beat the life out of you. Quiet at first but becomes funniest person you'll ever meet. Good artist, leader of all men and a strong male. Unhatable person, doesn't tolerate fake people. Literally has expensive stuff but says he isn't rich- humble
David is my man
by Fboy on controller June 11, 2020
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David

by OrangeAugust July 21, 2019
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David

The by far most gay person in all of the world
by Mickle299 May 28, 2019
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David

trash at fortnite you will crush him at the because he is hilariously bad at the game when you crush him in a 1 v 1 he will trash talk you for a hour straight
David tried to build a wall but got headshotted.
by fam master February 19, 2019
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David

A whore that won’t just choke me and call me his bitch
One: who’s David?
Two: A whore
by Dommy.mommy August 6, 2022
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David

David is the name for a man who is a fool
Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool
by Sporkin February 3, 2019
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