Lazy Harry

A very, VERY lazy person

'You are such a lazy harry'

by Stickam lol September 06, 2008

Lazy Doodle

When you want to have sexual intercourse, but you are too tired for any foreplay or any unnecessary movement.

Babe I am tired, but I still want you. Let's do the Lazy Doodle

by Jaybay1312 December 25, 2014

Lazy Dracula

This is when a woman is on her period and she gives him a blow job as he's licking her out. They then sloppy kiss with fluids in their mouths: share and share alike!

Pete and his missus had a fantastic Lazy Dracula as she was on her period when they they were on a dirty weekend in Newry.

by Cunthamstertoastmaster March 19, 2016

Lazy Mule

Alcoholic beverage consisting of a cinnamon-dusted fresh orange slice and a shot of tequila. One licks the cinnamon, shoots the tequila and then bites the orange slice. No particular brand of tequila required.

Dude, I had too many Lazy Mules at the bar last night and I am hungover!

by DarrenDriven August 15, 2012

lazy swayze

When a Woman gives her lover a blowjob while she is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

A reverse Blumpkin.
Blumpkin BlowJob

My girlfriend walked into the bathroom when I was in the shower and sat down for a shit. I was kind of annoyed but she made up for it by giving me an excellent Lazy Swayze.

by Jeropotato May 13, 2016

lazy laundry

When you wear dirty clothes for weeks cause your to lazy to wash clothes OR when you wash clothes and leave them in the basket for weeks cause your to lazy to put them up.

I've been living off of lazy laundry for 2 weeks.

by writtenanonymously October 23, 2014

lazy lion

Where you cross one leg over the other with your testicles hanging in between.

Wow Chris you look comfortable, might want some shorts on though hanging like a lazy lion.

by Euky July 06, 2018