Iranian Omelette

The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.

Hey honey! Let’s try the Iranian omelette!

by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022

trunk omelette

A covid era term used when one forgets their reusable bags and has to put their groceries in their vehicle loose and has a long ride home

"Damn it honey, I forgot the reusable bags. Pretty sure we are gonna have a trunk omelette by the time we get home"

by Ian Vi. December 26, 2021

gnaw-obbled

when a child or innocent gnaws on a piece of paper or something important you cannot toss; something wet with spit, but still valuable

"I'm sorry, Mr. Baker, but my son gnaw-obbled the corner of the presentation folder."

by Makarios_ March 3, 2022

Noodle omelette

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person

My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette

by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022

Noodle omelette

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person

My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette

by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022

TF ouble

When you try to date the sexiest unibrow man on a browser game.

Him: TF ouble such an ill gotten gain, she doesn't deserve all that sexiness!
Her: frrrr

by BigDogStux69 May 31, 2022

bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil

Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!

by gargantuanD June 24, 2022