Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017

chinese pony

Multi-partner sex where a man has sex doggie-style switching between multiple partners in a row, Chinese-fire drill style. Also works with female on-top, riding cowgirl to a succession of male "ponies".

That party got crazy last night, the girls were doing Chinese Pony with Joe.

by Owlet-C July 31, 2016

pony girl

a girl who does beastiality porn or has sexual intercourse with Horses and other animals.

"oh man, we went to Mexico. And we thought it'd be fun to go to a show, and it's a woman fucking a horse. We get there, and we think it's gonna be awesome, and it's not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man. It's kinda gross. You think a woman fucking a horse, and you get there, and it's a woman fucking a horse. It was really giving it to her. And you know what? to be honest I felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse." pony girl, lol.

--40 Year Old Virgin

by lnorennny July 30, 2006

ride the pony

to shoot up heroin recreationally and abusively

Harry: Yo Tyrone, I really gotta ride the pony right now.
Tyrone: Not with that hole in your arm you don't. Shit, we gotta get you to a hospital

by Urpit December 24, 2007

trick pony

n. An entity's greatest asset and last resort for eliminating competition of a threatening nature.

Jeff: "I hear that the delay on the PS3 release was to give developers more time to complete games for it."

Tom: "Looks like the Microsoft is pulling out its trick pony."

Jeff: "Oh you talkin' bout Halo 3?"

Tom: "What else would I be talkin' about?"

by Juanitolon August 30, 2008

pony whip

the act of snatching a girls pony tail very hard and quickly, as if to give her whiplash or snatch her bald.

"Talking about my man? I'm gonna pony whip that whore!"

by xcaitiexchaosx November 12, 2006

Pony whip

(v.) the act of intercourse involving a male and a female where the female is sitting/riding on top of the male. The male begins to walk, then the female (wanting to pick up speed) begins to whip the male in his groin region

John: Man my dick really hurts
Oliver: wtf, why!?
John: My girl pony whipped the shit out of me last night
Oliver: you're a pussy

by JohnJ1292 July 30, 2011