Everything

Everything this Season

After the historic collapse of the Jacksonville Jaguars 2023 season, and their tumultuous final game that saw them without a spot in the playoffs, I gave up everything football. For this season.

by jbmatty25 January 14, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOSe RObles, Am Inciting Everything<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOSe RObles, Am Inciting Everything<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOSe RObles, Am Inciting Everything<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

The Answer To Life, The Universe, And Everything

42
42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything
Source: The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams
Not a very trustworthy source, I know

Deep Thought: The answer to life, the universe, and everything
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: is…
Everyone: yes…
Deep Thought: 42

by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023

This is how everything dies

When Watermelon Sugar stops trending. That is how everything will die, according to Watermelon Sugar’s top definition.

Also haha blue text

“ But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.” -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer , January 29 2021

by audballz September 10, 2021

everything’s fine

everything is actually not fine

i spent $200 at the bar last night and lost my wallet after that...everything’s fine.

by jojo092491 July 8, 2018

LOYALTY OUT VALUEZ EVERYTHING

WITHOUT LOYALTY YOU'LL NEVER HAVE WHAT YOU WOULD DESIRE THE MOST, AS IS WELL LIKE AFTER LIVE . AFTER JESUS RESURRECTION ON THE CHRIST CROSS FOR OUR SINS . FOR AS IF WE SHINE BRIGHT AS A STAR UPON THU NATIONS. LOYALTY OVER ROYALTIES. AMEN, AMEN, AMEN, AMEN.

LOYALTY OUT VALUEZ EVERYTHING

by LOYALTY OUT VALUEZ EVERYTHING January 30, 2023

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024