nice shorts BITCH

created by a very cool San Francisco couple which has turned into a response to haters, without any allusion to actual, shorts.

or can also be used as the closer of a conversation when you and your girl are trashing another girl

you: "did you hear she wants to get lapband? ever heard of exercise?"

friend: "yeah hella lazy."

you: "nice shorts BITCH."

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you: "are you drinking another soda? i swear you drink like 5 a day. caffeine is horrible for you & i feel like soda is for trashy whores"

friend: "wow. nice shorts BITCH."

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by pandacakes November 5, 2010

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Niceguy

Niceguy, not to be confused with a nice guy, a male who is nice, a niceguy is a beta male who can’t get laid and thinks that they can pick up women by talking in old timey English and worshiping the ground they walk on. Similar to a whiteknight, they will defend women and act as if they are the most fragile little things who might crack or shatter if any minuscule harm may come they way, as they believe all women are “queens”. They are the absolute appitomy of beta male and will always be stuck in the friend zone because no women would ever find this attractive. They blame their lack of success on jocks and jerks who they’re love finds attractive, stating how women only like men who are jerks.

Niceguy: “g’day m’lady. Haveth thee the best of days.”
Girl: “ oh yeah. See you later Niceguy.”
Jock: “dame girl let’s get out of here.”
Niceguy: “why do girls only fall for jerks”

by Klid_Lid December 25, 2018

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