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Meatball Moustache

Almost like a tea bag, except when the scrotum is placed on the upper lip making a moustache.
After my friend was the first to pass out we gave him the meatball moustache and and when he found out the next day he was so pissed.
by xuz321 August 14, 2009
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Mustache

A curvy-ish shape that comes in multiple colors (mostly black). Both boys and girls love mustaches!
I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later!
by PipTiff December 25, 2011
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Kool Aid Mustache

When a man is having sex with a girl on her period. He then uses his bloody dick to smear a Kool Aid Mustache above her top lip. This can also be done with a bloody finger.
by fahQskeletor August 5, 2010
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milf moustache

when a milf sits on your face. unlike the dirty sanchez, this is a good thing.

see: Jessica Alba
I know she's got kids, but i'd still sport that milf moustache!
by jammer2isme December 9, 2008
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Serbian Mustache

The act of taking a shit across the face of someone who is passed out.
After a long night of drinking, Larry woke up with a Serbian Mustache!
by Frank Poncherello April 6, 2009
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Molester Moustache

A peach fuzz Moustache that is the only facial hair on the male, majority of the time they are on Mexicans/beaners.

I dont think black people can have them.
That beaner has the sickest molester moustache yet!
by dryicec02 December 28, 2005
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Milk Mustache

When getting a blow job the girl puts the dick on her upper lip when you cum, and lets the cum run down the sides of her lips.
Last night my girlfriend gave me a blow job, and i gave her a milk mustache
by Psyco6 March 6, 2012
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