by xXPAJokerXx January 25, 2014
Get the mustard scab mug.When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
Get the mustard platter mug.When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
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A small piece of hard (and sometimes crusty) shit that you push about before a big wave of diarrhoea.
by raunchycabbagebaby April 15, 2015
Get the Mustard Plug mug.A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
by What a Hampton November 29, 2016
Get the gentlemans mustard mug.Some1 on Instagram who lacks in the grammar department. Grammar Mustards might think of themselves as grammar masters but spell master and mustard. For example, the first found Grammar Mustard was discovered by Sophia and Stella. :)
by Sofa the grammar mustard December 21, 2016
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