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Molly rant

attributed to Molly Wood from the "Buzz Out Loud Podcast" on cnet, a daily technology podcast co-hosted with Tom Merritt. An official Molly rant is a long statement (Molly rants pl. are known to last over a minute) delivered at a fast pace and often pause-less, where Molly Wood would give her opinion(s) on a particular article relating to or arising from a story in the podcast. The speed and length of the statement is often proportional to the amount of displeasure cause to Molly Wood by the Story. Now, a Molly rant is often used to describe any rant delievered in the form of Molly Wood.
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molly wopped

When someone straight beats on another person, usually with alot of extreme force
He just was molly wopped with that bat
by sir molly wopper March 14, 2005
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molly wop

To reach waaay back with your pimp hand, damn near knocking oneself off balance to deliver a massive blow with an inside closed fist to the temple of your hoe or foe.
When I see that guy who stole my money, he's getting molly wopped on site.
by Wank, Jew Banker, Cosmos September 21, 2005
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dancing with molly

going to a club and taking ecstacy
person 1: wanna go to a club tonight?
person 2: yeah! lets go dancing with molly
by chunky peanutbutter June 10, 2013
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black mollies

An old word for the black capsules that medicinal speed came in. Back when speed came in these little black capsules, they were sometimes called Black Beauties. In the South, they were also known as Black Mollies. The capsules resembled the small fish known as the Black Molly. Ask someone from the South what black beauties are and they'll say "oh, black mollies."
Back in the old days, you could get black mollies. Purer than meth.
by Anonime June 15, 2007
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the name molly

The name Molly is not a common name. Molly is pretty with AMAZING eyes! She is the nicest person you will ever meet and is very attractive. She is very funny and ussaly has blonde hair.
The name Molly is HOT
by coolkid8920 April 23, 2015
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Molly cave

Refers to the aching, burning feeling that begins in the chest and settles in the stomach/core when one is experiencing the come down after taking molly. Often accompanied by various other symptoms, like a distinct loss of energy, muscle aches, and jaw soreness.
Jaden - "What does molly cave feel like?"
RP - "Imagine a cut open geode stone in your abdomen filled with crystals of molly that sucks out all the nutrients and good-feeling from your body and makes you wonder how the fuck you somehow forget this part every time."
Jaden - "...Oh."

RP - "Ugghh...I got mad molly cave."
Jaden - "Shit sucks."
by RP Ranklin August 24, 2013
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