attributed to Molly Wood from the "Buzz Out Loud Podcast" on cnet, a daily technology podcast co-hosted with Tom Merritt. An official Molly rant is a long statement (Molly rants pl. are known to last over a minute) delivered at a fast pace and often pause-less, where Molly Wood would give her opinion(s) on a particular article relating to or arising from a story in the podcast. The speed and length of the statement is often proportional to the amount of displeasure cause to Molly Wood by the Story. Now, a Molly rant is often used to describe any rant delievered in the form of Molly Wood.
by Brian. BOL listener from Hong Kong October 25, 2007
Get the Molly rantmug. by sir molly wopper March 14, 2005
Get the molly woppedmug. To reach waaay back with your pimp hand, damn near knocking oneself off balance to deliver a massive blow with an inside closed fist to the temple of your hoe or foe.
by Wank, Jew Banker, Cosmos September 21, 2005
Get the molly wopmug. by chunky peanutbutter June 10, 2013
Get the dancing with mollymug. An old word for the black capsules that medicinal speed came in. Back when speed came in these little black capsules, they were sometimes called Black Beauties. In the South, they were also known as Black Mollies. The capsules resembled the small fish known as the Black Molly. Ask someone from the South what black beauties are and they'll say "oh, black mollies."
by Anonime June 15, 2007
Get the black molliesmug. The name Molly is not a common name. Molly is pretty with AMAZING eyes! She is the nicest person you will ever meet and is very attractive. She is very funny and ussaly has blonde hair.
by coolkid8920 April 23, 2015
Get the the name mollymug. Refers to the aching, burning feeling that begins in the chest and settles in the stomach/core when one is experiencing the come down after taking molly. Often accompanied by various other symptoms, like a distinct loss of energy, muscle aches, and jaw soreness.
Jaden - "What does molly cave feel like?"
RP - "Imagine a cut open geode stone in your abdomen filled with crystals of molly that sucks out all the nutrients and good-feeling from your body and makes you wonder how the fuck you somehow forget this part every time."
Jaden - "...Oh."
RP - "Ugghh...I got mad molly cave."
Jaden - "Shit sucks."
RP - "Imagine a cut open geode stone in your abdomen filled with crystals of molly that sucks out all the nutrients and good-feeling from your body and makes you wonder how the fuck you somehow forget this part every time."
Jaden - "...Oh."
RP - "Ugghh...I got mad molly cave."
Jaden - "Shit sucks."
by RP Ranklin August 24, 2013
Get the Molly cavemug.