Moist Lap Dance

While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.

Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!

by Bobby "Moist" Barnes March 25, 2009

Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy

A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that

dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)

by MysticJutsu June 22, 2021

Get your eyebrows moist

To wetten ones eyebrows.

It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.

Uses in a sentence:

Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".

by Eyebrow January 13, 2014

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

moist leaf

1. Someone who is just an overall asshole who has no regard for other people's feelings but become butthurt once it is the other way around

Damn that girl is such a moist leaf she blocked me on Snapchat for no reason
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.

by SirIrahOteng August 1, 2016

moist molly

A moist molly is like a wet willy but where you put your finger in a belly button instead

Ah mate, she gave me a moist molly!

by AlanaLecter July 8, 2023

Manufacture moist towelettes

When it’s so hot outside and you’re sweating so much that you would be able to take a dry piece of toilet paper and wipe your taint area as well as inner thighs and ass crack to produce a product similar to Clorox wipes.

It’s so hot outside that I could manufacture moist towelettes

by Jbed450 May 21, 2021