melted cheesus

a picture of jesus made out of melted cheese. usually on toast or if your crazy, crackers!

girl: WOW you made a meted cheesus!

boy: You got so much foudation on girl, you look loike a melted cheesus.

by toast <3 x May 06, 2011

Melted Cheese

An expression used when something is good in a satisfying way. Similar to 'cool beans' but more commonly used within a sentence as opposed to as being an individual phrase.

The game last night almost made me cry it was so good. The melted cheese of all games!

Have you seen that guy's shirt?
Melted cheese.

by DoppioCioccolato May 10, 2023

melted snowball

Ejaculation into the ear cavity.

“Dude I hooked up windy Rob’s girl and gave her a melted snowball”

by Bigblakk February 01, 2021

Melt into the bleeding time

Disappear completely, dissolve into nothing.

It was time to leave the party, to melt into the bleeding time.

by FullDip October 11, 2023

Melting my cheese

When you are not doing anything but waiting for friends to join you.

I was melting my cheese in the living room hoping Jade would not be late.

by BlueGarnet January 03, 2020

mexican party melt

Where two guys sandwich a girl, one in front and the other from behind and they both ejaculate creating a melt sensation. The guy at the front must then use his penis and cum to draw a Mexican moustache on the girls face.

We just had a Mexican party melt and it was totally hot!

by Quentindes May 01, 2015

Wax melt

Someone who makes out they’re tough but they’re soft as shit

Holly: do you want a fight?
David: shut up you ham wallet you’re such a wax melt!

by TheHWOG October 21, 2022