Marmitt

To constantly change Names, Nicknames, or Usernames

Josephine wants to go by "Joey" now. She's such a Marmitt

by Rkalman February 18, 2025

maritor

Part of Speech: Noun
Gendered Definition: Male Spouse
Definition: A man (hombre) who is legally espoused in matrimony.
Etymology: Derived from Latin maritus, signifying husband (male spouse).
Pronunciation: /ˈmeɪrətɔ r/

Significance:
It defines the specific role of a male partner within a marriage.
It emphasizes gender equality by providing an equivalent counterpart to “maritess.”
It identifies distinctly distinguishes between genders while respecting traditional nomenclature.
It avoids confusion with broader terms like "spouse."
It improves clarity when discussing familial relationships.
It replaces informal slang such as "hubby," offering a more formal alternative.
Singular Form: maritor
Plural Form: maritors

Example Sentences:
John introduced his maritess Mary and himself as her maritor at their nuptial reception.
After decades jointly, Tom proudly referred to himself as Jane's devoted maritor.
In legal documents, Peter was officially noted as Susan’s maritor.
At family congregations, it was customary for George to introduce his sister-in-law’s maritor.
He often boasted about being the felicitous maritor on Terra.

by Dmitrio July 16, 2025

maritess

Part of Speech: Noun
Gendered Definition: Female Spouse
Definition: A woman, female (mulcher) who is legally espoused in matrimony.
Etymology: Derived from Latin marita, feminine form of maritus.
Pronunciation: /ˈmeɪrətɛs/

Significance:
It defines the precise role of a female partner within a marriage.
It emphasizes gender inclusivity by complementing the term "maritor."
It Identifies Specifically differentiates women within the context of marriage.
It avoids ambiguities associated with generic terms like "partner."
It improves communication clarity regarding conjugal roles.
It replaces colloquialisms, Germanic and foreign (non-American originated) such as "wifey," introducing a formal yet contemporary option.
Singular Form: maritess
Plural Form: maritesses

Example Sentences:
• "During the ceremony, Sarah joyfully announced herself as David’s maritess."
• "As tradition dictated, Emily signed official papers declaring herself as William’s lawful maritess."
• "Catherine always felt honored to be called someone’s cherished maritess."
• Introducing her newlywed amigress, Anna stated, “encounter Helen, my superior amicable favorite maritess!”
• "Each year they celebrated their anniversary, renewing vows as beloved maritess and maritor."

by Dmitrio July 18, 2025

magbitchicent

A portmanteau used to describe a magnificent bitch. mag-BITCH-icent!

``That was a magbitchicent stunt you pulled there, Mitchell!``

by GlenHasNoRizz November 26, 2025

marbigi

An over-sized martini

Barney was hanging with Drew and enjoying the show at the Guild and Drew was so generous to pour Barney a marbigi in a stay-cup to keep the party going. Drew poured himself a marhugie

by the comand'r January 2, 2026

Dirty Margittai

The act of placing a warm bacon & pulled pork sandwich from The Station UCF in Orlando across the lower back of your sex partner, doing her from behind and then giving her a donkey punch as you finish.

Saturday night, I hooked up with that freak Lizzie. We were both hungry so she had me give her a Dirty Margittai up against the kitchen counter and then we split the sandwich. It was epic, bro!

by deezle April 20, 2013

Mette-Marit

When you first meet her, she is shy. But once you get to know her she's really awesome! She's not a very social person. But once you know her, you can have a lot of fun. She is loyal in relationships and she loves everyone around her who is respectful and good to her. She can experience many emotions at once. She finds it difficult to ask for help but she will always be there to help. Everyone wants a Mette-Marit in their life!

I wish there were more nice people just like Mette-Marit.

by Sterre_ November 21, 2021