art of losing

losing because your a bad sport. not a cool person. breaks the rules to try to win. makes up an excuse to make themselves feel better

Opponent: I almost had you, i had the armbar but it slipped.

You: No, thats just the art of losing.

by MikeyGee December 16, 2007

Coop be looking like its pouting

Sad face.

Hey your coop be looking like its pouting!

by Gillyweed June 1, 2011

Why are you looking at this?

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.

Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

by FondleMyDongle June 30, 2015

looping my fruit

Causing one great confusion or bafflement

What that girl just said was completely looping my fruit

by Freddie Bobeddie May 16, 2007

Looking for Chad

While viciously trash talking someone behind their back, you look over your shoulder to make sure they aren't around listening, even if there's no possible way they could be.

"Yeah man, I really think Chad might be gay."
"Why do you keep looking over your shoulder while you're talking? Are you looking for Chad?"
"Just in case."

by Onrush January 18, 2009

sir lolington

another term for the widely used lol perhaps created by rammy or rambo

"aha that guy is hilarious"

"he's a genuine sir lolington

by sir lolington October 9, 2008

Ever Loving Jew

To make out well in a financial situation where the benefit of you saving money is not at the advantage of the person selling the item you wish to purchase. The indication of Jew in the title denotes the stereotype that Jewish people are good with money.

I talked the car salesman down $6,000 on my new car and got $7500 on my trade in, I bargained like an ever loving Jew.

by hotgreen01 November 5, 2012