LEGO

A plastic toy block that hurts like heck if you step or press your hand on it. The toy which will be the future menace of society.

Original definition: A nice and creative toy you can play with.
Newly formed definition: A weapon.

"Someone just attacked me with a weapon!"
"What kind?"

"A lego block!"

by onedirection_pleasecomeback March 12, 2024

Lego Ring

The actual worst song oat
why did Faye Webster and Lil Yachty make this SHIT

"Have you heard Faye Webster's new single Lego Ring??"
"No..."
*plays it*
refer to gif

by GmodMagician March 16, 2024

Lego Cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

(For more information refer to Lego loading)

Last Saturday, this guy at the bar showed me how he fought off harlots by activating his Lego cannon.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Lego loading

The act of putting Legos inside your anus. Typically before a Lego cannon.

Mom don’t come in I’m Lego loading!

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading

Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.

by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024

LEGO Set 420

Police are after your weed lol

I just saw a LEGO Set 420 pull up at my school.

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong June 23, 2021

Lego

An awesome building toy originating in Denmark in the 1940s, consisting of plastic bricks with studs that interlock, used to build everything from animals to buildings, to boats and cars. A super creative building toy for kids and adults alike, with all levels of creativity!

Charlie: Hey man, check out my Lego creator set! I can build three different animals in one set!
Bill: Yeah, man, that's pretty cool. Who'd have thought you could build all that with a bunch of plastic bricks?

by Alligator King June 29, 2021