Lance

A large flexing specimen that is typically found in the swamp. A Lance is an incredibly rare specimen. Lance’s have large diesels and can be found to drive a Toyota Tundra. Lance’s are very dependable and always willing to mow your lawn or build you a fire. But never make a Lance angry for they are quick to blow their top

Dude, Lance looks like John Cena with his new buzz cut!

by DankToyota April 28, 2019

Lance

a peanut head lil boy got stupid ass friends an a amazing girlfriend that will beat a bitch up periodt. he smart but stupid at the same time

makaylah: Hey boyfriend Lance

by handleiskassidy.r2006 September 6, 2019

Lance

The act of being retarded and sending horrible “memes” to a group chat with no context

“Oh my god my friend is acting like a total lance right now”

by bootypringles September 15, 2019

Lance

A weapon used in the medieval times, also use for thrusting it inside ur opponent's ass

I just shoved a lance inside ur ass.

by Lucy's Loli March 19, 2020

Lance

Lance is the cool-ninja-sharpshooter who wont accept his feelings for a certain emo with a mullet. He also feels as if he is not worth being a part of voltron but the same emo (What??) Who tells him he is worth it. Seriously why tf aren't they dating...

(The emo is keith... Y'all already know)

"Lance I don't have time for this"
"Hey look keith's back!"

by Pinkk_3[PS] March 26, 2020

Lance Lemus

He’s gay and never denies it

Hey look it’s our gay friend lance lemus

by TOOSBOY October 29, 2020

Carter Lance

technically he is weird, annoying but once you get to know him you will most likely be his friend and a good friend he will cheer you up when you are depressed when you are sad. he will be your best friend.

carter lance is annoying, carter lance is weird

by SCP definition uploader April 16, 2017