Labor Digging

As originally defined by the account @uppity_negress_

A person participates in labor digging when they are searching for a partner whom they only value based on the labor they provide, particularly without proper compensation.

Crusty Man: I want a woman who will COOK and CLEAN, MANAGE my household, RAISE my children, and PLEASURE me regularly.

Decent Person: Ew, he is LABOR DIGGING so much right now.

by Credit to @uppity_negress_ April 27, 2024

Laboomka

When you suicide bomb the President of a european nation while ejaculating inside his/her anus.

I will soon laboomka the president of Latvia.

by Ornask June 7, 2024

Labor digger

When a male person only wants a female partner for the housecleaning, cooking, and other free labor he is too broke to hire on the open market. Usually unemployed and incel, has an overinflated valuation of the minimal effort he brings to the household.

That broke labor digger hasn't tried looking for a job.

by SilverKnight June 24, 2024

Labour is the source of all wealth

A statement uttered by Marxists infected by the spectre of Lassalle. This notion completely ignores the fact that nature contains use-values, which Marx notes in his "Critique of the Gotha Programme". (quite literally the first page)

Person 1: "Labour is the source of all wealth"
Person 2: "Lassalle, you je-

by AgainstTransHate June 26, 2024

Laboofery

(Noun) when you have been bamboozled to an extreme degree, often in a comedic manner.

"This got girl gave me her number but it was just the number to a phone sex hotline. I call laboofery!"

by The Labooferist March 2, 2024

LaBosching

When two men cuddle together in a non-sexual way.

James and Andy were LaBosching together as I walked in the door on a chilly evening.

by HotDog Head March 10, 2024

Laboni

Smells really bad looks very ugly can make you feel sick and disgusted in yourself.

They make me feel sick it must be Laboni

by Chunkymonkey128 March 30, 2024