neutral kitchen footprint

The amount of mess left in the kitchen by a person, group, or animal. Especially problematical with men, children and dogs. The goal is to be kitchen neutral, where every item taken out of the cupboards, drawers and refrigerator should be returned, eaten or disposed of, creating a neutral effect.

Ryan: Dude, I thought we were going longboarding now. Why are you cleaning up the kitchen?
Zach: My Mom makes us have a neutral kitchen footprint, so I have to clean up the dishes before we go.

by suzibella January 18, 2012

sex-kitchen

One who is often know for having sex in the kitchen. Can also be misread as Sex-Kitten.

He's said Sex-Kitchen instead of Sex-Kitten

by EatSomeSocks October 16, 2017

Kitchenology

Supporting traditional gender roles in specific women staying in the kitchen.

That women has got to stay in the kitchen like kitchenology says.

by Todd3018 December 15, 2012

Kitchening

Kitchening is the act in which you go to the kitchen. More commonly used as a noun in this reference kitchening is actually a verb. Kitchening may entail lost of different activities which is determined by that of the kitchener. Some may coffee, other may water but most of the time the kitchener may partake in a form of interpretative dance.

I'm kitchening now. Back from kitchening. Giiiirlll do the kitchen

by Cadabby September 19, 2012

Chicago Soup Kitchen

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.

Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!

by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011

Kitchen Party

An event apparently occuring when more than 2 co-workers are gathered. They may simply be discussing the weather, or something work related, but still their manager will come along and call this session a 'Kitchen Party'.

Ex:

Staff member 1: "Hey, John, did you get that report on the Miller case?"

Staff member 2: "Yes, Megan, I did. Thanks for you that."

*enter manager*

Manager: "What's this? A kitchen party?"

by TitsMcgee001 January 28, 2012

Soup Kitchen

An orgy of homeless men in the back seat of a car.

Dude dirty joe and his boys just got done making a soup kitchen out of the back of my Prius!

by Cum Dumpster Dan69 August 8, 2010