Kansas Kickback

When blowing coke, molly, or ice into your partner's ass with a straw, and the small differences in air pressures between the atmosphere and the colon suddenly equalize, resulting in a puff of drug mixed with sewer stench back into your mouth. The dreaded kickback, as it were. Also known as a Topeka Truffle.

For my girl's birthday, I thought I would surprise her with an air-boof of molly, but instead the surprise was on me, as I became the recipient of the dreaded Kansas Kickback.

by Oh Petey June 26, 2025

Kansas City Cheits

A professional football team who thinks they're good but in reality, they're complete shit and they OBVIOUSLY cheat.

(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)

Man 1: Did you watch the Kansas City Cheits play last night?

by conchman August 3, 2025

Kansas

Flat.

If the textbook definition of “flat” could point fingers, it would fist fuck Kansas.

by Cobonator August 14, 2025

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

Kansas City Hand-off

A Kansas City Hand-off is the sexual act where a man bends over while putting his open hand back between his legs (becoming the "Center"). A second man (the "Quarterback") squats behind him and pleasures himself until he ejaculates into the open hand.

Variations of this act exists where a third man straddles the back of the "Center" while the "Quarterback" pleasures them both into the "Center's" hand. The "Center" may also turn around and slap the "Quarterback" in face with the handful of cum, thus concluding the hand-off.

The gay orgy was great! I watched Fred give Frank a Kansas City Hand-off, he slapped him real good!

by BustyBoy October 9, 2025

Kansas City Bus Pass

When a man hangs from the roof beams of a bus stop with his feet on the bench while an obese woman sucks him off while sitting on the bench.

This fat bitch needed bus fare so she asked if she could do a Kansas City Bus Pass with me

by FuckIce January 11, 2026

Kansas City Bus Stop

When a man is fellated by a fat bitch while holding on to the roof beams of a bus stop in KC. His feet are placed on the bench while the fat chick is sitting on said bench. Bonus points if it’s during the day.

Man this fat whore needed bus fare so she asked me for a Kansas City Bus Stop.

by FuckIce January 11, 2026