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Jonathan

A ugly guy who tries to get people's attention by swearing and making rude remarks about people. Trying to always talk shit & troll, but always fails.
Jonathan is retarded.
by hhihihihihi January 1, 2012
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Jonathan Foreman

A brilliant mind with a calling towards music: writing inspiring lyrics, and who's knowledge over how to use a guitar is amazing.
He is a kind and generous soul, and has no problem with putting his own interests beside to help others.
In short: Rocker, surfer, gentleman, GorElla, and one heck of a leap-frogger.
Jonathan Foreman is the lead singer/ guitar player for Switchfoot.
by Sobeee December 9, 2008
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Jonathan

a white boy with a small thing and is not good at bball
by acool10 May 27, 2017
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Jonathan

A man who takes his first name seriously. It may mean Gods gift (to the world), but the largely self-deluded man with an insufferable overbearing physique to match, will love himself much more than anyone around him.

He generally has a face like a slapped arse but parades it around like he's best-in-show at Crufts.
That prick is a colossal Jonathan
by PencilFullOfLead September 6, 2017
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Jonathan

Gayest guy you will ever meet. Will turn down going out with friends to suck a fat cock or get his gay ass rammed. Talks alot of shit but can't back it up. Too gay for his own good.
Person 1: why didn't Jonathan come out tonight?

Person 2: I invited him but her chose to suck cock instead.
by Erikgp October 23, 2017
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jonathan

A term used to describe a male who is rather short.
Damn dude, he's such a jonathan. His parents must have been hardcore fans of Tolkien's The Hobbit to have created this abomination.
by sankishon November 12, 2018
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Jonathan Torres

He would look like he’s a nice person but would soon turn out that he’s a bad, guy to be with. He would say bad stuff to anyone he’s around. Would always get mad at anything and blame others. He could also be in toxic relationship. with a girl name Sarah if he gets lucky but we would never know.
Don’t be a Jonathan Torres. don’t rage alright
Please don’t be a Jonathan Torres
by WeCanLoveThem April 12, 2019
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