Jasmine

Jasmine likes to eat her poop. This is very disturbing. Once in school, she pooped on the floor, but she was too lazy to clean it up so she sat on it. This poor girl, all she wanted was some friends, but her pooped stopped her from having any. She. Had. DIHAREAH.

Jasmine is funny

by Child!!!! June 11, 2019

Jasmine

Jasmine is an extremely nice person. She's the type of girl to text you when you're down, and send you a picture of a Puppy. She will most likely want to date a Josh, Tom, Richard, or a Cameron so look out for her roughish smile, boys!
She says she's ugly but really she's just plain. Her smile will light up a room though.
You have to constantly give her attention and compliments, or she starts to doubt herself.

Person 1: omg who's that, she's begging for attention from Richard!
Person 2: No, that's just because she likes him. She's usually quite shy and not very talkative.

P1: Omg her smile is so pretty! Who's that?
P2: That's jasmine, she's really funny and nice.

by Thememeskeepcoming July 9, 2019

Jasmine

A self centered bitch that always puts on an excessive amount of lip gloss

"Wow, did you see jasmine?"
"Yeah, her lips are crusty as fuck"
"Im suprised shes always putting on a pound of lipgloss everyday"

by Getthatdickandgo October 27, 2019

Jasmine

-An extremely idiotic person.
-A person who can't understand, even the most simple things.
-A person who's at 40 yrs of age but has a mind of a 4-yr old.

My 6 yr old niece is smarter than her. She's a Jasmine.

by lilcato77 November 14, 2019

Jasmine

Hoe, cheats on her boyfriend. Literally 4 foot. Her family is a mess

Bro that girl is almost like Jasmine

by Asian koala April 13, 2020

Jasmine

She's a sexy ass girl who tends to like guys older than her. Her laugh concerns everyone, and attracts her own kind, pigs. She's multiple different colours. Mostly into blondes (mormons are her favorite) and has a leg fetish. Jasmine makes all the boys stare at the ground as they look away in shyness, due to her striking confidence.

Boy 1: "Is that Jasmine?!"
Boy 2: *immediately stares at the floor*

by jasmine's bitch July 12, 2020

jasmine brugh

a girl known for going back to her ex known hoe normally with big boobies and booty and not afraid to show them off enjoys messing with guys feelings and can’t eat meat

oh my good look at jasmine brugh she said she could change her ex

by milfs&dilfs October 7, 2021